I WILL FAIL YOU

I WILL FAIL YOU

(Tune: We Will Rock You)

I'm a mean nasty prof

Gonna take your brain

Gonna pour ideas

Down that drain

Gonna take your time

Fill it up with work

Gonna take your sleep

'Til you go berserk, and

I will I will fail you

Don't tell me 'bout your tummy ache

The night before the test

Don't tell me 'bout your roommate

Who is a pest

This class is gonna take

Your G.P.A.

And like a paper shredder

Make it look like hay

I will I will fail you

I don't care about the weight room

I don't care about your job

I don't care about your roommate

Who is a slob

I don't care about your other classes

Or your course load

I don't care if the pressure

Makes you wanna explode

I will I will fail you

You thought you could write

Before you stepped in here

You thought you could think

With what's between your ears

But you oughtta be glad if you can

Pull a C

In any class

That you take with me

I will I will fail you

March 24, 1999

Lyrics by Bill Griffin

Tune suggested by my wife, Terry, after I had written all the lyrics except the chorus.